Hammerman tells the tale of a wannabe theatre performer who has devised a new and unique act. After tirelessly peddling his act from venue to venue, he arrives at the office of Mr Swanley, manager of a modest seaside theatre. The gentle and patient Mr Swanley is coaxed into assisting Hammerman in the demonstration of the act. But what exactly is this unique act? Should Mr Swanley trust 'the amazing HAMMERMAN'?